Bahasa jiwa bangsa

jom test kefahaman bahasa anda.. [hahaha.. gelak macam penjahat dalam citer silat] 

**Riuh dammak mok duk crite ke ayoh, 

"Ambe takdi tubik dari bilik air napok pitu dapo tbuke, pahtu ambe jengok lluo, napok cahaye lapu suluh bromoh!! ade orang klubung nge kaing plekak, duk tekhendak-khendakkkk..mende agi, ambe pung capa batang nyapuh, buleh sakiklahhhh..Pok mung pung, dari ari tu doh ambe duk pok pek pok pekkk kabbo, saling gok papang lata sekeping tu..repuk blubang doh..tu yang ambe ingak ade orang nok mari skodeng..Mung pulok Loh, skale payoh beno nok bangung subuh, kalu dok ggego rumoh teppik ke mung..dok bangung smayang subuh awal-awal..subuh gajoh sokmo!!"

'Tah ke tu pulok nye blebe.', kata Dolloh dalang ati..dohlah tengoh sakik ning..atah blakang kene bahang nge nyappuh, atah palle bekok cobbong bicuk, tratuk...Pahtu, ayoh dia pulok siasak dia macang polih, "mung wak mende Loh, bromoh tu gelak-gelak ari ning?.."

"kita nok tengok pukakkkk...ingak kekgi nok gi tahang kat alor nung", Dolloh kabbo belang khissing kinyih sakiktang. Adik dia, Denang pulok kabbo..."Owohhhhh..billo atah blakang mung, mesti kuak giler mok katok takdi, ork?"

 Dolloh koho sakik ati tengok ke muka nganjing Denang, duk senggeh-senggeh..nye nyeh sungguhlah budok sorang ning!! 

"Gi lah mandi dulu nung..", kata mok dia.."lepah smyang kang, como obak...obak ada atah blebah dinding tu..doksoh beng gi tahang pukak lah ari ning, lagipung pukak tu, lama ngak doh dok guna, pohu doh gamok nyer.."

**copy paste dr FB

 Translation?

next time saya translate ye.. 

Syukur itu Sederhana

Kawan,

sederhana itu subjektif

seperti sedapnya makanan

atau cantiknya kejadian

atau uniknya perasaan

mungkin pada rasa ku itu manis

namun tawar pada lidahmu 

mungkin terpesona pada mataku

namun hambar pada deria lihat mu

dan mungkin juga

tersentuh dan teruja perasaanku!

namun tidak begitu pada kamu...

sederhana itu pun relatif

beza pada kedudukan raja dan marhaen

hmm.. aku teringat 

kisah sang primadona

menguarkan perkahwinannya

bakalan sederhana sahaja

bila tiba harinya

nah!

bagai majlis keraian di raja

gemerlapan dan berlimpahan kemewahan

begitu 

maksud sederhana baginya..

Dia tidak bersalah

cuma kita yang tersilap

menafsir sederhana dari kaca mata 

lingkaran dunia kita

sedang pada dunianya

itulah makna sederhana

Justeru kawan,

hiduplah sebagaimana perancanganmu

sebagai muslim yang terpuji

dan sederhana itu akan hadir

mengikut irodat Tuhanmu

yang pasti

aku dan kamu

tidak akan mampu 

mencari kayu ukur di dunia untuk 

menimbang sederhana

kerana rasa syukur itulah penyukatnya

semoga sinar bahagia hadir bersama sederhana...

**dedikasi untuk seorang teman yang membicarakan tentang sederhana, redha dan seadanya..

oh PBS yang ku cingtai.... [k]

Ini adalah antara kerja masa lapang cikgu cikgu ketika cuti... seronokkan..??

Awal cuti hari tu diumumkan dalam surat khabar ada penangguhan sehingga ke awal Januari tahun 2014.
Tetiba bila buka sekali lagi dikatanya tiada penangguhan.
" Berakahir 31 Disember tanpa pelanjutan"..
Hm.. pening! 

Bila diakses, terkeluar pulak error macam di atas. so, camno eh den nak ngisi yo?

Kesudahannya.. Berblogging je la..sekian.
[maaf, tajuk agak radikal.]

Apalah malangnya nasib si lilin...

assalamualaikum,

Saya selalu terfikir pasal perkara ini. Maklum saja golongan kami tidak dapat tidak pasti terlibat dengan urusan membawa pelajar keluar untuk sesuatu urusan 'Saya Yang Menurut Perintah' (SYMP). Malah ada pelajar asrama yang sanggup tunggu sekolah buka untuk ke klinik. Alasan nak pergi dengan cikgu. Agaknya kalau sakit kat rumah mak bapak mereka tak peduli kah?

Tapi bila berlaku sesuatu perkara yang tidak diingini ketika dalam perjalann, dalam kenderaan cikgu tersebut.. risikonya wajib ditanggun oleh cikgu itu sendiri. seorang. Hatta pihak atasan yang mengeluarkan arahan yang menyebabkan SYMP tu pun berlepas tangan.

Aneh. Jika Pekeliling tentang etika berpakaian, disiplin dan segala bagai boleh dikeluarkan dan harus diikuti oleh semua penjawat guru, kenapa tidak ada pekeliling melarang guru menggunakan kenderaan peribadi/persendirian untuk membawa pelajar ke sesuatu tugasan atau urusan?

Atau saya yang ketinggalan?

Allahu 'alam..

Hati terdetik membaca kisah cikgu di bawah:

http://suarainsan.net/guru-didakwa-di-mahkamah-sayalah-guru-itu/

Kopi dan pasta .. with little bit modification.

Browsing the emails and found this. Think it might be useful to share with you peeps... with love..

This is for you,

and for you to share

with your wife,

your children,

everyone you know.

After reading these 9 crucial tips,

forward them to someone you care about.

It never hurts to be careful

in this crazy world we live in. 
1. Tip from Tae Kwon Do :

The elbow is the strongest point

on your body.

If you are close enough to use it, do! 
2.. Learned this from a tourist guide.

If a robber asks for your wallet and/or purse,

DO NOT HAND IT TO HIM.

Toss it away from you....

Chances are that he is more interested

in your wallet and/or purse than you,

and he will go for the wallet/purse.

RUN LIKE MAD IN THE OTHER DIRECTION!

3. If you are ever thrown into the trunk of a car,

kick out the back tail lights and stick your arm out the hole

and start waving like crazy..

The driver won't see you, but everybody else will.

This has saved lives.

4. Women have a tendency to get into their cars

after shopping, eating, working, etc., and just sit

(doing their chequebook, or making a list, etc.

DON'T DO THIS!)

The predator will be watching you, and this

is the perfect opportunity for him to get in

on the passenger side, put a gun to your head,

and tell you where to go.

AS SOON AS YOU GET INTO YOUR CAR ,

LOCK THE DOORS AND LEAVE.. 

If someone

is in the car

with a gun

to your head

DO NOT DRIVE OFF,

Repeat:

DO NOT DRIVE OFF!

Instead gun the engine

and speed into anything, wrecking the car.

Your Air Bag will save you.

If the person is in the back seat

they will get the worst of it .

As soon as the car crashes

bail out and run.

It is better than having them find your body

in a remote location.

5. A few notes about getting

into your car in a parking lot,

or parking garage:

A.) Be aware:

look around you,

look into your car,

at the passenger side floor ,

and in the back seat

B.) If you are parked next to a big van,

enter your car from the passenger door.

Most serial killers attack their victims

by pulling them into their vans while the women

are attempting to get into their cars.

C.) Look at the car

parked on the driver's side of your vehicle,

and the passenger side... If a male is sitting alone

in the seat nearest your car, you may want to walk back

into the mall, or work, and get a

guard/policeman to walk you back out.

IT IS ALWAYS BETTER TO BE SAFE THAN SORRY. (And better paranoid than dead.)

6. ALWAYS take the elevator

instead of the stairs.

Stairwells are horrible places to be alone

and the perfect crime spot.

This is especially true at NIGHT!)

7. If the predator has a gun

and you are not under his control,

ALWAYS RUN!

The predator will only hit you (a running target)

4 in 100 times; and even then,

it most likely WILL NOT be a vital organ.

RUN, Preferably in a zig -zag pattern!

8. As women, we are always trying

to be sympathetic:

STOP

It may get you raped, or killed.

Ted Bundy, the serial killer, was a good-looking,

well educated man, who ALWAYS played

on the sympathies of unsuspecting women.

He walked with a cane, or a limp, and often

asked 'for help' into his vehicle or with his vehicle,

which is when he abducted 
his next victim.

9. Another Safety Point:

Someone just told me that her friend heard

a crying baby on her porch the night before last,

and she called the police because it was late

and she thought it was weird.. The police told her

'Whatever you do, DO NOT

open the door..'

The lady then said that it sounded like the baby

had crawled near a window, and she was worried

that it would crawl to the street and get run over.

The policeman said, 'We already have a unit on the way,

whatever you do, DO NOT open the door.'

He told her that they think a serial killer

has a baby's cry recorded and uses it to coax

women out of their homes thinking that someone

dropped off a baby. He said they have not verified it,

but have had several calls by women saying that

they hear baby's cries outside their doors

when they're home alone at night.

 

10. Water scam!

If you wake up in the middle
of the night to hear all your taps outside running or what you think is a
burst pipe, DO NOT GO OUT TO INVESTIGATE! These people turn on all your
outside taps full ball so that you will go out to investigate and
then attack.

Stay alert, keep safe, and look out for your neighbours!

Please pass this on

I'd like you to forward this to all the women you know.

It may save a life. A candle is not dimmed by lighting another candle..

I was going to send this to the ladies only,

but guys, if you love your mothers, wives, sisters, daughters, etc.,

you may want to pass it onto them, as well.

Send this to any woman you know that may need

to be reminded that the world we live in has a lot of crazies in it

and it's better to be safe than sorry..

Everyone should take 5 minutes to read this. It may save your life or love one's life

Hey you, women! Take care, K...;)